Hollywood’s Ron Howard and Dan Brown are probably hard at work on a treatment for the upcoming movie--The Butler Did It. The Catholic Church is likely fodder because of the latest Papal scandal. The Church isn’t faring well in the court of public opinion and its troubles could turn into a blockbuster. 

USA Today gives more background on the scandal and the arrest of the Pope's butler. 

http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/story/2012-05-26/vatican-scandal-pope-butler/55217756/1?csp=34news